July 1st:
National Kiss an Amalia day
On July first make sure you give an Amalia the biggest kiss in the world. You are so lucky to have her for she is so special. So make her feel special. She is the best girl you will meet in your whole life. I’m not just saying that. I seriously mean it.
Kiss an Amalia day: On July 1st find an Amalia, invite her over, watch a movie, cuddle, hug, KISS HER, and love her like the special girl she is.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)