kirkable

A woman who is hot enough for Kirk to have sex with her.

"Oh wow, that girl is totally kirkable," says Kirk.

"Of course she's kirkable, she has two legs and a live pulse doesn't she?" says Jake.

"Jake, you are such a vag. Eat shit and kill yourself," says Kirk.

by Kirk Houston February 21, 2005

kirkable

Kirkable - (adjective) A woman of such quality as to be worthy of the sweet loving of Captain James T. Kirk.

Did you see that girl at WizardCon who was dressed like Mystique? She was Kirkable.

by Elly Rox August 12, 2005

kirkable

A particularly desperate or pleading girl of low regard and limited social standing.

The cantankerous sores covering her body made her almost kirkable, but it was the lip fungus that put her over the edge.

A night of heavy drinking and public impropriety turned a nice girl kirkable.

by Kirk's #1 fan May 9, 2005

Kirkable

A person you want to snipe in the main arterry

I hate him! He is so kirkable

by Kalinozaur March 31, 2026

Kickable

another name for a midget or person of short stature.A person of size that could be punted.

I was watching the wizard of oz and i saw all the cute kickables

by stalkerfrank July 23, 2009

Kinkable

The act of expressing your feelings in a rather Kinky Way.

Emzy: Wow that kitchen appliance was orgasmic dan
Dan: hell yeh it was pretty kinkable!
Emzy: i love u dan
Dan: i love u 2 my kinkable little girl

by WILL AND DAN January 1, 2009

Kinkable

To Express your feelings in a rather Kinky way.

Emzy: Wow that kitchen appliance was orgasmic dan
Dan: hell yeh it was pretty kinkable!
Emzy: i love u dan
Dan: i love u 2 my kinkable little girl

by WILL AND DAN January 1, 2009