Kirimati

Kirimati (ˈki.rɪˌsmæs) is an Island located in the central Pacific ocean. It is famous for it's village names being unusual. Villages such as "Poland", "London", "Paris", and "Banana" are the largest settlements on the island. Kirimati is a part of Kiribati (ˈki.rɪˌbæs). It is also known for gorgeous beaches.

Larry: Where are you going over the break mate?
Alfonso: Oh, imma go to Kirimati!

by RaffleWaffle☭☭☭ May 28, 2025

Kiribati

An island nation in the Pacific Ocean whose name and existance are known solely because of its unique flag

(Two bored children looking at an almanac of national flags)

-Whoa, what country does that flag represent?
-Let's see...Kiribati.
-Where the hell is Kiribati?
-Let's see...the middle of the Pacific Ocean

by DanOOOO September 7, 2008

kiNIMAtics

The branch of modern mechanics that describes the motion of specialty parts, skin cells and overall being of Nima, without reference to the causes of motion.

Nima walks across the hall.

Scientist: It's time to apply kiNIMAtics to this event.

by Dog Ford\ June 15, 2021

Kiribati

A fascinating and intriguing archipelago country that could sadly sink under the Pacific Ocean by as early as the year 2100 if the racist Trumpists don’t choose to believe in global warming.

“We have to assist the great citizens of Kiribati before it sinks underwater for good!”

by Undefined Definitions April 8, 2021

kiribating

The wonderful act of shooting up a school because your girlfriend is pregnant and you are not the father, afterwards you find the culprit behind the pregnancy of your girlfriend and choke him with a bad-dragon dildo, thus having fake cum in his body. Afterwards you shoot him in the rectal hole, causing him to die from internal bleeding.

Henry: Do you know what happened to Tom?
David: Frank was kiribating and because Tom got Katey pregnant he suffered.
Henry: Damn. Told him it was a bad idea.

by Kosinus March 13, 2017