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Sukhumi is the capital of the Georgian breakaway region of Abkhazia. It is known for the nearby mountains and is located on the Black Sea.
Lets go to Sukhumi!

Kiritimati

Pronounced like "christmas". Famous for the settlements of "Banana", "Poland", "London", and "Paris". Located in Kiribati (ˈki.rɪˌbæs). In the central Pacific.
Alfredo: Where to next?
Johnathan: Kiritimati!
Bobathan: Sick bro!

Kirimati 

Kirimati (ˈki.rɪˌsmæs) is an Island located in the central Pacific ocean. It is famous for it's village names being unusual. Villages such as "Poland", "London", "Paris", and "Banana" are the largest settlements on the island. Kirimati is a part of Kiribati (ˈki.rɪˌbæs). It is also known for gorgeous beaches.
Larry: Where are you going over the break mate?
Alfonso: Oh, imma go to Kirimati!

Modi Glazer

A Modi Glazer is the Desi equivalent of a redneck. They believe that Modi's corruption and greed will somehow win them the Crick World Cup. They generally (and wrongly) consider Pakistani occupied Punjab, Sindh, and Gilgit-Baltistan to be "stolen from India". They believe that war against Pakistan is the only way for peace. They often refuse to accept that Pakistan fairly wins cricket matches and supports Modi in his every action.
Joe: Bro, Veer is such a Modi Glazer
Mike: I know, right? It's so annoying.
A PSG fan is someone who dreams that their club could be bought by a rich Arab oil baron. They generally have little to no intelligence and somehow consider Ligue 1 a big five league. Also commonly only support them because their club is too shit to win anything big (such as Arsenal, Millwall, or Fenerbahce fans). They are eternally jealous of Marseille for the UCL win in 1992.
Person 1: Are you a PSG fan?
Person 2: Yes!
Person 1: Screw you!