The word Kipling (or Mr Kipling) means 'exceedingly good'. It derives from British advertisements for Mr Kipling bakery products, whose cakes are 'exceedingly good'. Used in the playground it becomes a much hipper way to say something otherwise pretentious.
Jo: Good match last night?
Sam: Yeah, kipling bruv.
by Poppins February 26, 2005
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An act in a vaudeville joke with sly reference to the classic writer Rudyard Kipling.
Do you like Kipling?

I don't know, I've never tried it.
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The act of fellating ones Hemorrhoids. Made popular by Nobel Prize recipient Joseph Rudyard Kipling who was repudiated to thoroughly enjoy the practice.
My girlfriend got really drunk last night and gave me some Kipling.
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Kipling is a guy who is usually really shy but the girls love him cause he has dimples. Kipling is the kinda guy who lowkey plays an instrument but is embarrassed to show people
Yo kipling, those dimples are really popping today
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A person who very....unusual. They may be obsessed with Alice in wonderland, spray painting, and most likely a spoiled brat. They are probably hated by a lot of people. very "dramatic" at least that's how people describe them. Gets mad easily, and annoying asf!
Me: Did you see her being a Kipling?
You: yeah! They're interesting.

bitch girl
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A brand of cakes, pies and baked goods made in Carlton, South Yorkshire and marketed in the United Kingdom, Ireland and Australia.
K1 N15 Bando - Straight to the cake like Mr Kipling
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A Kipling Station is a consensual sexual act which consists of the penetrative partner inserting his penis into the receptive partner quickly after taking a running start.

It is named after a subway station in Toronto, Canada.
"Old Winston gave me a right Kipling Station last night! He really socked it to me!"

"I'm having trouble walking today. Last night, me and the husband went for a Kipling Station!"
by greyhound_2010 April 11, 2010
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