a dickhead that thinks he is so cool,and i will kill him if he had the balls to show his face but no he thinks a few words makes him real brave.watch out bitch im coming for you.
a southsider knacker baby who slags northsiders and gets raped in the bum by his rich daddy cos he drives a bmw and a hummer.
by niamh 100% pure northsider March 01, 2005
The word Kipling (or Mr Kipling) means 'exceedingly good'. It derives from British advertisements for Mr Kipling bakery products, whose cakes are 'exceedingly good'. Used in the playground it becomes a much hipper way to say something otherwise pretentious.
by Poppins February 26, 2005
by werelemming August 29, 2005
The act of fellating ones Hemorrhoids. Made popular by Nobel Prize recipient Joseph Rudyard Kipling who was repudiated to thoroughly enjoy the practice.
by Keef Da Thief October 14, 2008
Kipling is a guy who is usually really shy but the girls love him cause he has dimples. Kipling is the kinda guy who lowkey plays an instrument but is embarrassed to show people
by Thelegend277 March 14, 2017
A person who very....unusual. They may be obsessed with Alice in wonderland, spray painting, and most likely a spoiled brat. They are probably hated by a lot of people. very "dramatic" at least that's how people describe them. Gets mad easily, and annoying asf!
by Lunabby August 09, 2017
A brand of cakes, pies and baked goods made in Carlton, South Yorkshire and marketed in the United Kingdom, Ireland and Australia.
by L3gion Legacy February 05, 2021