King of Hearts 

1.) The Suicidal King card in the deck of cards. (He's the one with the sword through his head.)
2.) Unlike a "Hopeless Romantic," a King of Hearts does not day dream about a romantic life, but has already lived through it and died from it. The King of Hearts is a symbolism of someone who is reborn, after the experience of both the joys and tragic pain of love. They then return and master love with more self respect.

"In the card game of romance, the King of Hearts is the highest hand."

King of Hearts by Kram N February 3, 2015

King of Hearts 

As a noun, someone considered likely to commit suicide, someone who has attempted committing suicide in the past or made plans to, etc. Used to describe people who are actually serious about it, or people who are probably serious about it but haven't revealed it to anyone just yet.

Derived from the picture depicted on the King of Hearts face card included in a deck of 52 cards. In most basic decks, the King is shown holding a sword horizontally behind his head, making it look as if he's stabbing himself through the head.

In a verb sense, to pull a king of hearts would mean to commit suicide, or try to.

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"Oh god, I think I just flunked, I forgot about that friggin test! My parents are gonna kill me! Maybe I should just do the job for them"

"Hey, chill man, it was just a math test. Ask to retake it or something, or deal with it, you're no king of hearts"

King of Hearts by meowfox of doom January 13, 2008

King of Hearts 

When two guys sit on each other's asses while penetrating each other looking opposite directions looking like a fucked up face card

"Bro you wanna be top or bottom?", Dude 1
"Can't decide.. King of Hearts?", Cova (Dude 2)
"King of Hearts!" , Dude 1

King of Hearts by VidKami April 20, 2018

King of hearts 

A member of the shuffle alliance with a crest of the king inside a heart on his hands, way too overpowered and once saved human civilization from cyborg cells.

Holy shit! The king of hearts just destroyed a devil colony with love.

King of hearts by ioisiw July 15, 2023

King of Hearts 

A male of any race the only dates white woman

Everyone knows Jason as the King of Hearts—he’s got a thing for white women and never dates outside his type

King of Hearts by TheWhiteHunter March 7, 2025

King of Hearts

Similar to the "King of Spades", it is a white male that usually leads the "Queen of Hearts" (A female of any race who almost exclusively dates white men), who are themselves usually followed by a "Jack of Hearts" (A male of any race who likes to be dominated/cucked by white women/men)

"Jeff sure loves to talk about his bedroom conquests. He says he's become a real King of Hearts"

King of Hearts by R3V3N4NT October 19, 2025