King K. Rool

The Big Thicc Pimp Daddy of all the Kremlings. Arch nemesis of Donkey Kong and the Kong Family. May or may not like Bananas. May or may not enjoy seeing a Gorilla starve to death. After having had a ten year hiatus, returned as a player in Smash Bros Ultimate after he launched his belly through Masahiro Sakurai’s office wall and he just couldn’t help but be too impressed. He is arguably top tier, which is new for a heavy weight but he may just be overblown. Also has the best theme song in the series.

Damn, King K. Rool is too strong!

King K. Rool by Pimp Bear December 17, 2018

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King K. Rool

The Kong Family's true nemesis in the Donkey Kong series. He's a giant kremling (crocodile) that enjoys stealing Donkey Kong's Banana Hoard, or kidnapping Donkey or Diddy themselves. He has been known to take on different personas, whether it be a boxer, a pirate, a mad scientist or regular kingly attire. He is also thought to be mentally unstable, which can further be proven by his mannerisms in Donkey Kong 64 and his large, very noticeable bloodshot eye.

DK: Oh, no! King K. Rool stole my Banana Hoard again!

King K. Rool by KNUP December 23, 2014

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king k.rool back air

The best and the saltiest spike in Smash Ultimate. #TRUTH

I got 3 stocked by King k.rool back air. I feel salty!

king k.rool back air by Kazukiboi September 3, 2019

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King K Rool

*Definiton Varies in Context*

1) Lower than Cruel, as in King Cruel

2) King K. Rool, the green lizard from the Donkey Kong series

3) Big and nasty, see cruel

1) Fuck, i just got clobbered by King K Rool! i'm gunna get him!

2) King K Rool: Sometimes i wonder... Do i want this?

3) There come Cruel, then comes King Cruel. Get it?

King K Rool by your best idiot March 26, 2010

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Hate On King K. Rool Day

August 1st is the day where people are encouraged to hate on the villain, King K. Rool from the Donkey Kong Franchise

Yo, today is Hate on King K. Rool Day. Let's go challenge some King K. Rool mains to a 1v1

Hate On King K. Rool Day by Starfoxfan900 July 24, 2025

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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