King Charles

The Walmart version of Lizzie Windsor my slay queen

person 1: Did you hear? King Charles is the new king!
person 2: Oh no! He's gonna fuck up england!

by thumbxpotatoxvoldemortpete September 8, 2022

king charles

When two gay men widen their eurethra in order to fit an erect penis inside of it

Bro I overheard Ashley's gay best friend say he was King Charlesing it with his boyfriend last night

by Arkangel_99 July 2, 2017

King Charles’ Fingers

Thick, gourmet sausages. Named as such due to their uncanny resemblance to His Majesty’s fingers.

“I reckon we should bring some King Charles’ Fingers to the barbecue today mate”

by boxy0127 September 13, 2022

King Charles III

Current monarch of the united kingdom.

Did you know that king Charles III is the current monarch of the united kingdom?

by Why_tho? September 12, 2022

king charles XII

King of Sweden in the early 1700s', was crowned King when he was a teenager. Denmark, Poland, and Russia then all declared war on Sweden. Despite the triple alliance thinking they'd have an easy time of conquering Sweden, turned out little Charles was a military genius and opened a can of whoop-ass on Denmark and Poland, and was defeated in Ukraine by the Russians in winter. He died when he looked out of a trench and got shot in the head by a sniper.

King Charles XII personally held the gates of Krakow open so that his entire army could flood the city.

by BeratingCarolean June 7, 2018

King Charles The III

someone who sucks your big, fat, ginormous, horizontally challenged, balls

Lucas is a real King Charles The III

by Walter Booty Clapper October 28, 2022

King Charles I of England

The single nicest man to walk the face of earth. The man who was anointed by God. The Parliament, consisted of r3tards who probably think they should ride a Canyon Aeroad on a Downhill MTB Trail. King Charles did NOTHING wrong!! Collecting ship money is absolutly correct!! and he was the one, who sadly got be-headed by the r3tarted parliament

James Chapman: And so King Charles I of England got beheaded because he disagreed with parliament and reb...

Paul: Oh shut the fuck up James Cuntmann, King Charles I was a perfect idol in every way. Parliament nobles are the one who should've been be-headed. #KINGCHARLESIDIDNOTHINGWRONG!!!!

*The Class: Based, Paul.

by Knmagor October 13, 2023