King of Sweden in the early 1700s', was crowned King when he was a teenager. Denmark, Poland, and Russia then all declared war on Sweden. Despite the triple alliance thinking they'd have an easy time of conquering Sweden, turned out little Charles was a military genius and opened a can of whoop-ass on Denmark and Poland, and was defeated in Ukraine by the Russians in winter. He died when he looked out of a trench and got shot in the head by a sniper.
King Charles XII personally held the gates of Krakow open so that his entire army could floodthe city.
The single nicest man to walk the face of earth. The man who was anointed by God. The Parliament, consisted of r3tards who probably think they should ride a Canyon Aeroad on a Downhill MTB Trail. King Charles did NOTHING wrong!! Collecting ship money is absolutly correct!! and he was the one, who sadly got be-headed by the r3tarted parliament
James Chapman: And so King Charles I of England got beheaded because he disagreed with parliament and reb...
Paul: Oh shut the fuck up James Cuntmann, King Charles I was a perfect idol in every way. Parliament nobles are the one who should've been be-headed. #KINGCHARLESIDIDNOTHINGWRONG!!!!
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.