King Carlos

One who is an extreme Mexican stereotype to the point it's unreal.

I was at Home Depot and saw some man sleeping outside with a llama and sombrero... the biggest King Carlos I've ever seen.

by CanadianMewtwo June 16, 2010

Carlsbad King Kong

The act of filling your anus or vagina (or both) with your dogs favorite treat and then they have to lick it out.

I was bored last night so I broke out the peanut butter and gave my dog a Carlsbad King Kong.

by IbeSarcasm May 12, 2024