Kind retards 

Either an error at the end of an email, instead of 'Kind regards' or, as its preferred option, to put a not so subtle dig across to the idiot you are currently dealing with.

Regardless of the above, we will not be requiring your service any more.

Kind retards

Mr Doug Hole

Kind retards by Willybobo January 12, 2012

KIND REGARDS 

When you sarcastically end an email to be professionally polite - but what you actually meant to say is: 'fuck off ye cunt'

Dear Darren,

Please re-do the stair drawings by the end of the day today, final deadline.

KIND REGARDS,

James

KIND REGARDS by schpountz April 26, 2017

Kind regards 

The act of whispering your name into the recipients gaping asshole while giving them a rusty trombone.

Oi cunt i gave me fella a kind regards after a few sherbets the other night and he shot his baby batter wilder than Peter North in The Catwoman.

Kind regards by yeahnahsendit February 13, 2020

Kind Regards 

Corporate jargon for fuck you

Why have you not sent me the proposal yet?

Kind Regards

Kind Regards by jjvvzz January 28, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019