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Kimitudo 

Kimitudo is the deadliest form of martial arts known to man. It is designed not only to conquer the enemy in a matter of seconds, but also to do this in a manner entertaining enough to keep telling stories about it for years.
Person A: Give me that apple!
Person B: Never! I know kimitudo!
Person A: Ha I'm not scared! Hey... Wait... Noooooooooooooo!

(Years later)

Person B: ... And then I got hold of him through an artuma and gave him a t'nanki to finish him off.
Persons C, D & E: Ha! ha! Such an entertaining story!
Kimitudo by PE the Pink Elephant January 11, 2013
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Kimmy Eat World 

The mispelled for Jimmy Eat World that will make the name "Kimmy" look cooler.
Person A:"Hey do u know Kimmy Eat World?"

Person B:"Wtf ?"

Person A:"oh f*** my keyboard.. i ment Jimmy Eat World"

Person B:"nice one."

Jimmy Kimmel 

A guy whose talk show almost killed American Entertainment and American Politics
My god, I can not fucking stand Jimmy Kimmel. He stands up on his soapbox and constantly preaches to us about how we should live our lives and how he is so much better than everyone else and how Trump is the second coming of Hitler. He's constantly using real life tragedies to promote his agenda and leeches off other people's success. Seriously, how do people look up to this guy?
Jimmy Kimmel by 9Roll9 April 11, 2020

dirty kimmy 

The sexiest version of a female. Known to make a man ejaculate quicker than most. Keeps you coming back for more and although she’ll drive you crazy, you can’t get enough or let her go.
If you want to be fucked the right way talk to a dirty Kimmy
dirty kimmy by Babygirl19XX April 5, 2020
Kimmie is a hopeless romantic. She’s very friendly and social, so there are a lot of people who like her, but she only has eyes for one guy. Kimmie is sweet, nice, cute, and is someone that can be your shoulder to cry on, but also someone you can come to for tea and fun. Either way, if you land a Kimmie as a friend, you hit a home run.
Person A: Oh, I heard Kimmie has a new crush.

Person B: Kimmie? New crush? No way, man. Kimmie only likes one person.
Kimmie by worldwidehandsome7 November 12, 2018

kimmy schmidt

A friendly and social redhead that was trapped in a bunker by an evil, crazy reverend for 15 years with 3 other women.
"I was binge watching The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt last night, and I know it's a good show."
kimmy schmidt by CandyEater June 5, 2017