The type of guy who drives a shitty rental Volvo and is a reckless piece of shit. Often has a dick smaller than the thumb of a new-born.
Hey look at that IT operations master chef! He can't drive for shit and looks like a total asshole!
-Yes, that guy is such a Kimmo Kokkarinen. And is that a cheap prostitute sitting next to him, ready to blow his tiny dick?
-Yes, that guy is such a Kimmo Kokkarinen. And is that a cheap prostitute sitting next to him, ready to blow his tiny dick?
by Kimmo Cuckarinen September 13, 2020
The type of guy who has a great personality, the face of an angel and the body like Adones.
Not even Chuck Norris would dare to fight him. Legends says that Kimmo is the reincarnation of Jesus Christus
Not even Chuck Norris would dare to fight him. Legends says that Kimmo is the reincarnation of Jesus Christus
“I meet Kimmo today, I’ve found the faith in God again.”
“Look at Kimmo, I want to be like him so badly.”
“Look at Kimmo, I want to be like him so badly.”
by Am i God? November 22, 2021
Kimmo on tough ass guy with dick big as a fuelpistol. Often seen driving a mint condition Ford transit. Every woman wants to have a Kimmo rather than an Eemeli. Some people say that in Karttule village Kimmo is a boss-level figure.
by Petrol Jesus November 23, 2021