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kim burrito 

When someone wraps themself up in a twister mat in a burrito-like fashion. Usually, the person is named Kim and alcohol is involved. Once completed, the person announces the fact that he or she is a "kim burrito."
Kim: "Oh look, a twister mat..."
*rolls herself up*
Kim: "I'M A KIM BURRITO!"
kim burrito by O.B. July 31, 2008

Kimburly 

A lovely but goofy chick that works in the lower levels of a community college, known for her terrific singing voice, addiction to coffee, and insistence on changing the way her name is spelled. Looks sexy in her knee high boots, but insists that nobody look at her feet.
That Kimburly spilled her coffee all over her sexy boots!
Kimburly by GuySmiley January 20, 2015