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Kalculator (Kaleidoscope, Kalcifer) 

These are names given to a special person. To someone who really deserves it. A kalcifer is kind, giving, caring and absolutely adorable. In fact, I'm in love with one and will marry one someday.

Kaleidoscope. You make me the happiest chiggen nugget I could ever EVER be. I can't believe that I may have never met you, it scares me to think in another universe you're not by my side. But you are in this one and I'll forever be grateful. Silly wh*re. Heh. As I've said you are my comfort person and I wouldn't have it any other way.

One day we'll go to Paris and have our honeymoon in Greece. But right now we'll indulge in the delicacies of our youth and have lots of fun!

Love Emo
Kalculator (Kaleidoscope, Kalcifer) being defined with dialogue:

Emo- Do you want to know how much I love Kalificent?

Person 2- How much?

Emo- I love her more than the simple words accredited in the dictionary. My love for them is not easily explained by essay writing and speeches that would run on for days, no. It is measured in the feeling, the emotions ze creates within me. That of which are nearly indescribable. It is not easily defined. They are raw, rich and flavourful feelings. Kalculator is so much more than a person. Because they just don't make people as perfect anymore- ever even. I love them. How much is almost impossible to speak. But trust that I feel it. Because I do.

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026