The slurred, mixed up and incomprehensible speech from a child which only their parents, close relatives and other parents can understand and think is adorable.
lil Emily: Kree-yer, wigo da orange an tock da neemos?
lil Nick: TOCK DA NEEMOS!! TOCK DA NEEMOS!!
(child falls to the floor and begins spinning)
Critter: Uh...I think I need a kidbberish translation here.
teh Mom: They want you to take them to the ocean so they can talk to the fish....isn't that just soooo cute?!? They call the fish 'neemos' like Finding Nemo!! *proud glow*
The best thing in the world to do while high. Or something that is really awesome, like an object of sometype.
Oh shit the cover of Sonic Youth's Bad Moon Rising is fucking tripping me out now, it is a kaduber.(or) Oh shit this Manowar album is the fucking most kaduber album ever recorded!
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.