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Kid's Meal 

Any meal prepared for an adult that would primarily be consumed by children under the age of 10. The term is often related to the food choices made by college students in the dining hall.
Doc: What did you get to eat?

Miller: Corn dogs and mac and cheese. You?

Doc: Grilled cheese and french fries.

Fitz: Did y'all get a toy with those kid's meals?
Kid's Meal by Millarsovich May 1, 2009
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Kid's Meal 

The act of swallowing a load of ejaculate. Instead of becoming future children, the semen makes for a nice, protein-rich meal for whoever is on the receiving end!
Tom: "Did you get some from that chick last night?"
Steve: "Hell yea, she said she was hungry so I got her to suck me off and I rewarded her with a Kid's Meal!!"
Kid's Meal by HamilStein August 5, 2010

kid's meal 

To punch a cop in the face and take his gun.
Man, that cop better step off, because I'm about ten seconds away from giving him a kid's meal.
kid's meal by kenrandall December 2, 2004

Mighty Kids Meal 

A supersized version of the McDonalds' Happy Meal for fat kids. More food, bigger burgers, bigger stomach.
One Mighty Kids Meal, please.

Kidsmeal 

any hot girl who is not legally fuckable but you know you want to anyway.
usually range from the ages of 16-18 or any girl still in High School. Kidsmeals know they are hot and they know guys over 18 want to do them...which makes them so much hotter.
Kidsmeal by Y2J January 19, 2004

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026