by SexNukeYup123 February 16, 2020

Person 1 (shorter than 5' 4"): Do you know what day it is?
Person 2 (Taller than 5'4"): No, what?
Person 1: National kick tall people day, where anyone shorter than 5'4 can kick people taller than 5'4!
Person 2: WHY
Person 2 (Taller than 5'4"): No, what?
Person 1: National kick tall people day, where anyone shorter than 5'4 can kick people taller than 5'4!
Person 2: WHY
by KazuichiSoda October 21, 2021

person1: "hey, it's november 23rd <3"
person2: "okay, and?"
person1: "national kick tall people day"
person2: *runs*
person2: "okay, and?"
person1: "national kick tall people day"
person2: *runs*
by petalstarlight October 21, 2020

by ekoz October 13, 2021

On October 30, it is time for the short friends to get their revenge. Start kicking every friend you have that is taller than you!
Short friend: *kicks tall friend*
Tall friend: "What was that for?"
Short friend: "It's 'kick your tall friend day'."
Tall friend: "What was that for?"
Short friend: "It's 'kick your tall friend day'."
by BarneySimp<3 October 18, 2021

person1: “hey, it’s november 27th <3”
person 2: “okay, and?”
person 1: “national kick tall people day”
person 2: *runs*
person 2: “okay, and?”
person 1: “national kick tall people day”
person 2: *runs*
by therealdefintions October 04, 2022

by hetphobic April 30, 2022
