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Khiabani effect
When you paradoxically refer the current time, usually shortly after 12:00 am to "tomorrow", as it is still night and your mindset for tomorrow is the next morning but conventionally the day has changed, so you end up in a ridiculous, paradoxical statement like "It's tomorrow now"!
Named after Javad Khiabani, an Iranian TV soccer commentator who made the same statement in a match after 12:00 pm.
Named after Javad Khiabani, an Iranian TV soccer commentator who made the same statement in a match after 12:00 pm.
- When is the match?!
- Tomorrow morning
- You mean on Thursday?!
- Oh! No sorry! Wednesday! It's 1:00 am and already tomorrow now! That was a ridiculous Khiabani Effect!
- Tomorrow morning
- You mean on Thursday?!
- Oh! No sorry! Wednesday! It's 1:00 am and already tomorrow now! That was a ridiculous Khiabani Effect!
Khiabani effect by Mazsch January 3, 2020
Khamiya
Khamiya is a beautiful, brave, and Outgoing girl. She is very caring of others and Appreciate what she has. Most girls try to be her but don’t achieve. Khamiya doesn’t really care what people have to say negatively about her. But what she does care about is her family and friends mostly The people she love. NEVER take advantage of her or you will pay.
Khia
adjective
1) A drag used when somebody goes above and beyond over something minuscule or irrelevant.
2) Someone who nobody knows or cares for.
1) A drag used when somebody goes above and beyond over something minuscule or irrelevant.
2) Someone who nobody knows or cares for.
person 1: remy ma becomes first female rapper with the initials “R.M.” to surpass 22 THOUSAND streams on SoundCloud.
person 2: KHIA achievement
person 2: KHIA achievement
Khia by tayrianaslut September 18, 2022
Khia
A stan Twitter term used to describe an artist that a user does not like and considers a “flop”
Originated from the meme picture “this bih was crying over meeting khia 😂😂😂” depicting a young woman crying of happiness after meeting American rapper Khia Finch. An artist like tinashe or Mariah the scientist would be considered a khia
Originated from the meme picture “this bih was crying over meeting khia 😂😂😂” depicting a young woman crying of happiness after meeting American rapper Khia Finch. An artist like tinashe or Mariah the scientist would be considered a khia
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