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keysexual 

Feeling a sexual attraction towards any type of key
Ohhhh yeah ! I'm going to shove that key in mY hole ! I'm totally keysexual !”
keysexual by keysexual January 8, 2016
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Keysexual 

Someone who is sexual attracted to keys or key holding objects. Often associated with lock fiddling fetishes.
Keysexual The girl flicked her bean at the sight of the keys at work.
Keysexual by TROLLashDOE October 3, 2018
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Kaisexual 

When you are completely and utterly in love with the fictional character Kai Parker from the vampire diaries.
Bonnie: I think I am in love with Kai Parker
Damon: That means you’re Kaisexual
Kaisexual by KaiParker’sGf December 29, 2020
When one is sexually attracted to only Kol mikaleson regardless of gender
She is so in love with Kol she must be Kolsexual
kolsexual by kolmikalesonwife December 30, 2020

Kaisexual 

Someone who is sexually attracted to kai parker
Y’all I am Kaisexual😏.
Kaisexual by By : Bonnie Bennett December 30, 2020

Ketasexual 

Someone that is only sexually attracted to those that do ketamine.
When she told me that she was ketasexual I knew she was the one. Vibes

Thank you for applying. Unfortunately we don't allow promotion of illicit drug use on campus property. We'll keep your application in mind.

KFCsexual 

A person who attract to fried chicken especially KFC. It doesn't need to be Black People to love FRIED CHICKEN.
whites Asian Jews Terrorist can love FRIED CHICKEN too, don't be racist.
A : Sup nigs wanna go Burger King?
B : Nah fam im KFCsexual.
A : The fuck is that?
B : That's mean i am attract to fried chicken! DUH! don't ever sexual harassing me again.
A : What the...
B : DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER?
A : alright alright we go KFC.
KFCsexual by FreshOrange October 13, 2018
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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