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Keys Disease

The slowness everyone in southern Flordia has.
Make sure to order food 30min early because down here everyone has Keys Disease.
by Stormsy March 25, 2017
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Keys Disease

An epidemic on Island Time. The result of too much Booze, Sun, and Cigarettes. You get the picture.
If you spend much time in the Keys you might get Keys Disease.
by SukyfykuS June 28, 2022
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