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keyboreding

When you are so bored you start typing random variations of letters from your keyboard into Google to find links that will most likely lead you to this website. Some examples of keyboreding include qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp and qetuoadgjlxvnwryipsfhkzcbm.
bored person 1: Did you just type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm into Google?
bored person 2: Yeah, I'm so bored I'm keyboreding.
bored person 1: Shit that's extreme boredom!
by imreallyfuckingbored June 3, 2018
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keyboarding

A medieval form of torture.

In its modern incarnation, the keyboarding victim is placed within earshot of a piano student doing finger exercises and practicing musical scales.

Keyboarding always outperforms more modern, physical forms of torture such as water-boarding. Spies trained to withstand physical torture always crack under the strain of keyboarding.
“AAAAAH!! That kid next door keeps practicing musical scales!

I can’t take it anymore.
We’ve got to move someplace where there are no pianos!! AAAaaaaah!

That realtor said she could make us sell. Hurry… get her on the phone while I keep my ears covered!
Yes. Yes. We’ll sell now. Yes… you can have a 20% commission! Aaaaaah! Make it stop! Whatever you want… just stop the keyboarding.

STOP the KEYBOARDING!!

AAAAAaaaaaaa…”
by pianocheater April 14, 2014
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Keyboarding

The worst Highschool class ever conceived by man.
I'll be in the best mood ever, but then I have keyboarding and I leave miserable.
by Kazkid8 March 28, 2007
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101st Keyboarding Brigade

The 101st Keyboarding Brigade is a derogatory term used for people on the Internet who support the recent occupation of Iraq but are unwilling to join the military to participate in the occupation. Markos Zúniga, the author of the Daily Kos blog, coined the term.
"The 101st Keyboarding Brigade know that the Internet is serious business!"
by Daniel Bickford February 11, 2006
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keyboarding

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Using a keyboard to arrange letters and symbols in an attempt to keep the mind alert and the muscles toned. The keyboard is mostly used for this purpose by members of the older generation.
When Flons was young and he still had control over his bodily functions, he was a dynamic skateboarder. In his twilight years, he finds keyboarding a suitable substitute.
by Blayne September 23, 2005
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by IAmAWat March 24, 2020
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Keyboarding

The act of ones ejaculant hitting the keyboard during masturbation.
"I ended keyboarding after the date ended so badly and got it everywhere"
by CokeCowboy June 10, 2014
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