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Kevin malone 

The best anime character of all time, Kevin uses his huge body to fight off the insults of fellow co-workers.
" I just wanted to sit on the beach and eat hot dogs." -Kevin Malone
Kevin malone by Harold78 January 23, 2018

Kevin Malone 

Fictitious accountant on The Office with an immature sense of humor, and who is now prone to surges. He also holds the gold medal in the event ""How Many M&M's Can You Put In Your Mouth?""
"I love fake boobs. Often times you find them on strippers."
-Kevin Malone
Kevin Malone by Snazzy B. Anthony January 25, 2009

Kevin Malone 

The common misspelling of mevin kalone. Mevin is the only non fiction character in the show called The Office. He is the smartest and most handsome character and easily outshines his peers.
Oh. My. God. Brittany I got a date with KEVIN MALONE (mevin kalone)
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