Fictitious accountant on The Office with an immature sense of humor, and who is now prone to surges. He also holds the gold medal in the event ""How Many M&M's Can You Put In Your Mouth?""
"I love fake boobs. Often times you find them on strippers."
-Kevin Malone
The common misspelling of mevin kalone. Mevin is the only non fiction character in the show called The Office. He is the smartest and most handsome character and easily outshines his peers.
Oh. My. God. Brittany I got a date with KEVIN MALONE (mevin kalone)
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.