Keurpi

Verlan (French back-slang) of "pikeur", a blend of "Pi" (π, the mathematical symbol of infinity and universality) and "keur" (from cœur, French for "heart"). To keurpi means to touch people's hearts on a universal scale — creating a deep emotional connection that crosses borders, languages and cultures. Coined by Telmadji Ngaoudande Charly.

"That song is pure keurpi — everyone felt it, from Ouagadougou to Paris."
"His speech keurpied the whole room."

Keurpi by Keurpi July 6, 2026

Kurpis-like 

adjective: to perform a task or act generally in hyper-active but super productive way.

I'll need a Kurpis-like performance to write this paper and go shopping in the next two hours.

Kurpis-like by MCH October 22, 2004

Keurig Spatter 

a violent shit, or poop, that resembles both the sound made by a keurig when dispensing coffee, and the viscosity of the fluid exiting the keurig machine.

it resembles a bucket of mud being thrown into a large wind storm

it does not have to be confined to the toilet bowl; a keurig spatter can be in the general vicinity of the bowl including the floor, back of the toilet, or wall depending on the ejection force.

After eating 20 small candies that I later found out were laxatives, I keurig spattered all over the toilet.

Manager at restaurant: Busboy, get in there and clean up that keurig spatter all over the back of the toilet, the dinner rush is starting soon!

Keurig Spatter by Tight guy man Jones October 5, 2011

kerpingpoo

To blow stuff up badly.

I’d like to see Donald Trump kerpingpoo korea.

kerpingpoo by Kerpingpoo November 1, 2017

kerpicular 

The feeling of not knowing what it is yet you know what it is. Unfamiliar yet not surprising.

The strange way Audrey is typing is kerpicular and unlike her...

kerpicular by dagoatkiera May 16, 2020

Going Keurig 

When a fox news fan finds out that Keurig is going to pull advertising with them over fake conspiracitorial news stories and reacts by recording a video of themselves smashing their Keurig coffee maker to publish on YouTube. Its often their 2nd most valuable possession.

That guy totally lost it. I was afraid he was Going Keurig! Sure enough, its demolished!

Step away from the coffee maker.

Going Keurig by Duck me June 26, 2018

Kurpiewski

The ultimate human being; typically bearded

I wish we could replace all these mooneys with Kurpiewskis.

Kurpiewski by Polish Wisdom December 2, 2011