Kermit's Razor 

Kermit's Razor
Named after Kermit the frog who was of course married to Miss Piggy, the principle of Kermit's Razor goes something like: If there are two girls in a dating app bio photo, it usually belongs to the fatter of the two.

Person 1: "There's two chicks in the tinder bio photos. I can't tell who the profile belongs to."
Person 2: "Kermit's Razor. Odds are it belongs to the larger of the two women."

Kermit's Razor by Jerzy Radocovid December 12, 2022

Kermit's Tea Shop 

A small online community filled with only good vibes, good music, and good people. Primary platforms are Spoon and Discord. Most members have a "tea" in front of their name in a small font.

Person 1: Hey, have you heard about Kermit's Tea Shop?
Person 2: Yeah, it do be a vibe!

Kermit's Tea Shop by sheleredp627 July 4, 2020

KERMIT'S A BITCH!!! 

Woah!! What tf was that 😂 ELMO!!! IS THAT YOU?????

Typical tiktok again!

Elmo: KERMIT'S A BITCH!!!
Few seconds later... (hits his head)
Me: Get Karma!

KERMIT'S A BITCH!!! by AReallyRandomDude March 14, 2022

Drop Kermit's kids off at the pool 

taking a dump that is green.

Hey man, I have to go drop Kermit's kids off at the pool.

Drop Kermit's kids off at the pool by shamWoWzers918 April 23, 2009

kermit suicide 

when ur done with everyone's shit so u decide to kermit suicide

I swear to God, I'm going to kermit suicide...

kermit suicide by nick's child December 31, 2016

kermit sewer slide 

The best way to express how much you want someone to end their life without actually saying "commit suicide".

Jeremy: "I'm a gloabal elute on cs:go."
Jonathan: Kermit sewer slide.

kermit sewer slide by Erofen April 20, 2017

go kermit sewer side 

It is basically a spin off of go commit die, except this is more deadly, it reaches into your soul and hits you hard, its more destructive than jokes about dead relatives, its the best comeback

Person 1: your mom gay
Person 2: stfu and go kermit sewer side

go kermit sewer side by Reknios July 10, 2018