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Kerionist 

The philosophical ideology created by the self proclaimed prophet Kerion The One. This ideology is centralized around hate, misery, insecurity, self loathing, self hatred, selfishness, lust, covetousness, pride, jealously, and self projection. A Kerionist; through years of torment and misery has given up the rudimentary endeavors of man to pursue a life of the aforementioned traits. A Kerionist is unable to build any form of relationship with women. Women find him hideous. He uses a combination of manipulation, deception, and gaslighting to try and conceal his own insecurities.

He is considered to be of the lowest form life.
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“Jake purposely Gaslights and manipulates everyone around him thus he has no friends. He must be a Kerionist”
Kerionist by Kerion the One December 5, 2022
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First Testament of the Holy Kevinist Faith 

In the beginning there was nothing, there was a dark void of emptiness and nothing existed. Then we were blessed with the holy entity known as kevin. On the first day he formed the universe as we know it while on LSD. On the second day he carved the very earth we call our home. The almighty created land and seas covered it with a diverse wildlife and vegetation, He created the human being, some smart some retarded, some sexy some ugly, some chill some annoying. The lord used his limitless genius to create the perfect balance in the human being. But most importantly of all he blessed us all with God’s greatest gifts on the third day. On the third day, we were humbly gifted with substances that could cause miracles, some even describe them as magic. The almighty creator gave us cannabis, hash, cocaine, LSD, aderalls, molly, percs and many more. Kevin selflessly sacrificed hours to perfect nicotine and every drug known to man and we mere mortals will ever be thankful for the humble sacrifices he has made to benefit mankind. The world was a beautiful place, where everyone praised Kevin for all he had done, until he had realised he had made the humans too powerful.
The First Testament of the Holy Kevinist Faith is a text written by Saint Axel to have a written trace of kevinism for years to come

kerienited

"Jacob is feeling kerienited today, wow" whispered Bradley to Sam.
kerienited by HandledEyelash January 14, 2020
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