Kerionist 

The philosophical ideology created by the self proclaimed prophet Kerion The One. This ideology is centralized around hate, misery, insecurity, self loathing, self hatred, selfishness, lust, covetousness, pride, jealously, and self projection. A Kerionist; through years of torment and misery has given up the rudimentary endeavors of man to pursue a life of the aforementioned traits. A Kerionist is unable to build any form of relationship with women. Women find him hideous. He uses a combination of manipulation, deception, and gaslighting to try and conceal his own insecurities.

He is considered to be of the lowest form life.

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“Jake purposely Gaslights and manipulates everyone around him thus he has no friends. He must be a Kerionist”

Kerionist by Kerion the One December 5, 2022

First Testament of the Holy Kevinist Faith 

In the beginning there was nothing, there was a dark void of emptiness and nothing existed. Then we were blessed with the holy entity known as kevin. On the first day he formed the universe as we know it while on LSD. On the second day he carved the very earth we call our home. The almighty created land and seas covered it with a diverse wildlife and vegetation, He created the human being, some smart some retarded, some sexy some ugly, some chill some annoying. The lord used his limitless genius to create the perfect balance in the human being. But most importantly of all he blessed us all with God’s greatest gifts on the third day. On the third day, we were humbly gifted with substances that could cause miracles, some even describe them as magic. The almighty creator gave us cannabis, hash, cocaine, LSD, aderalls, molly, percs and many more. Kevin selflessly sacrificed hours to perfect nicotine and every drug known to man and we mere mortals will ever be thankful for the humble sacrifices he has made to benefit mankind. The world was a beautiful place, where everyone praised Kevin for all he had done, until he had realised he had made the humans too powerful.

The First Testament of the Holy Kevinist Faith is a text written by Saint Axel to have a written trace of kevinism for years to come

First Testament of the Holy Kevinist Faith by Saint Axel December 9, 2021

kerienited

A crazy or foolish person.

"Jacob is feeling kerienited today, wow" whispered Bradley to Sam.

kerienited by HandledEyelash January 14, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008