a person who, despite there being open bathroom stalls in the restroom, insists on waiting (usually impatiently) for the bathroom stall you are in.
even though there were a dozen stalls open, i couldn't get a minute in the big stall without someone jiggling the handle for me to get out. some people are such stall-kers!
by jgal66 June 17, 2013
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(N) pl. 1. Toy in the 70s and 80s that resembled two testicles tied to a string. The object was to click the two balls together and then make them swing up and down in a pendulum motion.

2. The testicles.
Ouch, that hurt. Right in the ker bangers.
by boggler July 24, 2005
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Cracker Except different, usually used by cracker's to describe themselves in a self-deprecating and lighthearted way. Popular in the GTA (greater toronto area)
Julie, is singing, "You wanna piece of me...(or other britney,jessica,x-tina song)" and giving herself the thumbs up in the mirror cause she's lookin hot in those lululemon pants she's trying on.

The only appropriate response is. "You are such a fucking k-ker!"
by Madeleine Maillet March 17, 2008
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The sound a mans testicales make when he sits down a toilet seat lid, and his testicals hit the water inside of the toilet.
I'll be right out! *Ker flop*.
by Robert Kahn May 19, 2005
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Expression created on Twitter by users wishing to disavow Todd Phillips’ 2019 film “Joker.”
I can’t believe people are going to see J*ker. It’s like sooo violent...”
by shredmonkey October 10, 2019
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The sound of a small dog sneeze. Used as a "Bless you"
Milosh the chihuahua sneezed: "Ker-sniffits!"
by fruit n nutbar March 9, 2010
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Ker bear is a nickname for a girl called keren who is beautiful smart funny and has an amazing personality Ker bear aka keren is known for her body and her voice that sounds like an angel . Ker bare is also known for her popularity And personality she cheers her friends up and is good with advice .
Awww keren is such a good friend her nickname is Ker bear
by Are you buff August 2, 2014
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