ker flop 

The sound a mans testicales make when he sits down a toilet seat lid, and his testicals hit the water inside of the toilet.

I'll be right out! *Ker flop*.

ker flop by Robert Kahn May 20, 2005

kerflop 

falling or tripping without grace onto a hard surface, usually resulting in "battle wounds"

I didn't mean to kerflop onto that curb, it just happened; now I've got a nasty gash to prove it.

kerflop by CT921 April 15, 2008

kerflopulitis

1. To flop and not roll

2. To eat cereal without milk

1. "Did you see him kerflopulitis"

2. Bob likes kerflopulitis

kerflopulitis by Kermit the iced tea mongril April 24, 2022

Kerfloppoling

Kerfloppoling- the act of attempting to correct one’s wording and/or spelling. If this is a person they are often referred to as a talley wacker- wankerchief who often brings around a shitnado of what the fucks

If I wanted your opinion, I wouldn’t even have to ask you little kerfloppoling biatch bc you seem to want to interject your bullshit into my conversation.

Kerfloppoling by Mr. N8 August 26, 2026