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Kentucky Musket

Where you doing your girl (or guy it's 2026) doggystyle from behind; you pull out and take the chew from your cheek and shove it in their backdoor, reach around and punch them in the gut hence making the chew shoot out! Make sure it's long cut, so it falls down like confetti!! 🎊 πŸŽ‰ 🎊 πŸŽ‰
I'll marry the first girl that WANTS me to give her the Kentucky Musket!!!

Kentucky musket loader 

A sexual act, typically performed in the Appalachian region, whereas the male half retrieved his wad of chewing tobacco from his mouth, places it in the rectal holster of the female, and the proceeds to pack it in with his penis.
β€œI just used the shitter after my cousin Bonnie Sue, and her shit smelled like wintergreen chew. She must’ve gotten a Kentucky musket loader last night!”

Kentuckey Musket

The act of having intercourse while the man has chewing tobacco spread around his penis.
"hey Jim, I heard you gave that girl a Kentuckey Musket last night."
"Yeh, she got a yeast infection."
Kentuckey Musket by Gwirty May 25, 2009
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.