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Kentucky Slimer

1. (Noun) The act of two people in the shower, typically a man and a woman, who engage in a sudsy sexual experience. The woman will have soap dripping down her back and butt cheeks, and the male will use the soap as lube to slide his penis between the two cheeks until he cums on the woman's back. As the cum drips down between her butt cheeks, she lets out a momentous fart and the cum sprays back onto the man's body.
"Hey man, I was at this chicks house and got the biggest Kentucky Slimer of my life."

"So Chad came over last night and he Kentucky slimed me so hard I had to shower four times."
by MackeralWave July 18, 2016
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kentucky slamer

when u fuck a girl against a lock door till it breaks open
hey why your door broken??
well me and my girl did a kentucky slamer
by afa.pn.jm March 31, 2009
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Kentucky Slider

diarrhea contracted after eating fried chicken or some other form of fast food
Person 1: This is some good chicken man... oh shit! *runs to bathroom*

Person 2: Looks like Kevin's got himself a kentucky slider.
by sgsdgsdgaetwesdfsdfw September 27, 2010
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Kentucky Slider

When you drag your balls across a girls face, from top of chin to top of forehead, in one slow paced motion.
by Futt Bucker May 13, 2020
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Kentucky Slider with Cheese

A Kentucky Slider with cheese is similar to the Kentucky Slider, in which you drag your balls across a girls face slowly from tip of chin to top of forehead in one long slow paced motion, except a “with cheese” at the end of the name suggests that the balls being dragged across her face are in fact sweaty and greasy or a combination of both. In short, a “with cheese” option of the Kentucky slider can only be achieved if the testicles have that perfect ballsack smell
I gave her a Kentucky slider, but alas I have been playing tennis all day, I guess it’s gonna be a Kentucky Slider with cheese!
by Futt Bucker May 13, 2020
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