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Kentucky Slider 

When you drag your balls across a girls face, from top of chin to top of forehead, in one slow paced motion.

Kentucky Slider with Cheese 

A Kentucky Slider with cheese is similar to the Kentucky Slider, in which you drag your balls across a girls face slowly from tip of chin to top of forehead in one long slow paced motion, except a “with cheese” at the end of the name suggests that the balls being dragged across her face are in fact sweaty and greasy or a combination of both. In short, a “with cheese” option of the Kentucky slider can only be achieved if the testicles have that perfect ballsack smell
I gave her a Kentucky slider, but alas I have been playing tennis all day, I guess it’s gonna be a Kentucky Slider with cheese!

Kentucky Slimer 

1. (Noun) The act of two people in the shower, typically a man and a woman, who engage in a sudsy sexual experience. The woman will have soap dripping down her back and butt cheeks, and the male will use the soap as lube to slide his penis between the two cheeks until he cums on the woman's back. As the cum drips down between her butt cheeks, she lets out a momentous fart and the cum sprays back onto the man's body.
"Hey man, I was at this chicks house and got the biggest Kentucky Slimer of my life."

"So Chad came over last night and he Kentucky slimed me so hard I had to shower four times."

Kentucky Slide Dick-in

The act of inserting a penis in any orifice using fried chicken grease as lubrication.
Do want that Kentucky Slide Dick-in for here or to go?

Kentucky Slip N’ Slide 

When one busts on themself and there female companion scoots there vagina back and fourth over the cum creating a Slip N’ Slide on the males chest.
Last night I gave a girl a ride on the Kentucky Slip N’ Slide.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026