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KELLEY BONER 

A hardo who attends the Kelley School of Business. They are really good at school, which they LOVE to flex, but are weird with the girls. These people probably work at an accounting company, such as KPMG, and show their pride whenever they possibly can: like wearing the company’s backpack. An average “Joe” would be considered a Kelley Boner.
Hey man want to go out tonight?

No sorry bro, I need to talk up KPMG and study for the CPA.

Wow, your such a Kelley Boner.
KELLEY BONER by JaredsSubway October 26, 2019
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Usually the cringy e-girl, who uses unfunny tiktok memes, but they tend to be friendly, sometimes lazy.
Person A: you know Kelley?
Person B: that girl that ruins conversations with her tiktok memes?
Kelley by PokPoki January 31, 2021

Catherine Kelley 

There are probably Billions of Pokemons in the world, but scientists, and researchers alike have been baffled by a illustrious legendary creation. Witnesses have seen she can teleport through dimensions with the blink of an eye and has 9 life's just like a cat
Who's that Pokemon?

It's Catherine Kelley

Cathy Kelley 

One of the best interviewers/golfers/tennis players/media people to ever exist. Her social media game is on point. All her tweets/posts are bangers. She also has a dog named Gene.
Cathy Kelley is one of the best interviewers to ever exist.
Cathy Kelley by DaleExe May 22, 2021
Just like the temperature scale, Kelven is HOT! If you are blessed to call Kelven a friend he will be loyal and caring. Kelven will always help you move and attend a special event in your honor. He is strong in body and mind. He is a class clown that loves to make people smile and laugh. Kelven always shows up, he sacrifices his own time and energy to make sue the people he loves know how much he loves them!

Other traits of Kelven:
Power
Ability to do or act; capability of doing or accomplishing something.
Political or national strength.
Great or marked ability to do or act; strength; might; force.
The possession of control or command over others; authority; ascendancy.
The surrender or destruction of something prized or desirable for the sake of something considered as having a higher or more pressing claim.
Kelven helped me move my sofa today, even though I know he had such a long day at work.
Kelven by lalalafa July 10, 2018

Cathy Kelley 

Aside from being one of the best interviewers/golfers/tennis players/media people to ever exist, she is also one of the best archers, pickleball players, and actresses/flight attendants to ever exist.
Cathy Kelley is basically one of the best people to ever exist.
Cathy Kelley by DaleExe July 7, 2021