A faggot that quit school to pursue a career in the land of WoW (World of warcraft) He has guild buddys in which he calls his "Friends". He will be forever alone except for his three friends who are all gay for each other. He runs around his house and rages at his family. Yells "U MAD BRO?!" when he is mad and wears pants with too many rips in it. He likes to say 'SWED' a lot because he thinks hes "cool" and he is in love with Jordan.
Guy one: Kelbak came in here and raged at his little sister.
GuyTwo: I know I heard.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"