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A faggot that quit school to pursue a career in the land of WoW (World of warcraft) He has guild buddys in which he calls his "Friends". He will be forever alone except for his three friends who are all gay for each other. He runs around his house and rages at his family. Yells "U MAD BRO?!" when he is mad and wears pants with too many rips in it. He likes to say 'SWED' a lot because he thinks hes "cool" and he is in love with Jordan.
Guy one: Kelbak came in here and raged at his little sister.
Guy Two: I know I heard.
Kelbak by DramaticHomicide November 21, 2011
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A fuckwit that believes the earth is flat. A person that doesn't believe in or able to understand basic logic.
The Earth is not flat, stop being a Kelbar
Kelbar by Cluey123 March 6, 2019
Related Words
Kelbak Kelakah kelake kelba kelbah Kelban Kelbar kelbaugh Keluak Kelby Kill
it is an arabic word meaning bitch, also it is the feminine version of kelb which means dog in arabic.
bint il kelb (meaning son of a bitch)

stop acting like a kelba

kelba by habeebtee April 4, 2007
arabian or morrocan for female dog or biatch. In arab culture dogs are seen as a filthy and unworthy creature. However some men in the older generation see it as a term of 'endearment'. This is a view which is recenetly being adopted by the youth or 'shabab' in arabic.
oh my look at that perculiar kelbah

dahhm that kelbah just took a huge shit

wtf that kelbah only has 2 fingers dude??
kelbah by iraqstar August 13, 2010
The Arabic word for dingleberry. When shit is stuck to the hairs of your ass.
Elll gross, my cat is walking around with a kelakah!
Kelakah by Kelakah August 20, 2010

kelbaugh 

Is the last name for a large family full of bad asses who know how to stick together through thick and thin and that will beat any bodies trashy ass that wants to mess with anybody in the family.
Man that Kelbaugh family is tuff yo... they know how to make times fun but almost beat that guys ass that tried messing with the grand daughter.
kelbaugh by Ayyee boi September 18, 2016
What's up? What's cracking? How you doing?

This word is mainly used in Puerto Rican text speech and is the abbreviated form of "Que es la que hay?"

(Not to be confused with the Dominican variation of the same word which is keloke)
Person: "hey, what's up?"

Puerto Rican: "Hey, kelake?"
Person: "nothing much, hbu?"
kelake by MacumbaDeLaQuimbamba March 7, 2018
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