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A faggot that quit school to pursue a career in the land of WoW (World of warcraft) He has guild buddys in which he calls his "Friends". He will be forever alone except for his three friends who are all gay for each other. He runs around his house and rages at his family. Yells "U MAD BRO?!" when he is mad and wears pants with too many rips in it. He likes to say 'SWED' a lot because he thinks hes "cool" and he is in love with Jordan.
Guy one: Kelbak came in here and raged at his little sister.
Guy Two: I know I heard.
by DramaticHomicide June 04, 2011
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