Kelp Shake

kelp Shake means pee
More often to pee in someones mouth
Getting kelpshaked, the act of getting peed on

Mmmm tastes like kelp shake!!
hey man you just tossed your dick rag full of kelp shake on my face!!
Who lives in a dick rag under the sea? Kelp Shake Peed man!!!

Kelp Shake by TheKelpShaker May 9, 2018

Sand Kelp

When someone is in such over reactive distress that they cannot speak clearly and attempt to say Send Help.

Oh my god I'm overworked/ Please Sand Kelp!!!

Sand Kelp by hottstepper November 21, 2019

spongebob kelp 

(noun) A substance that many Jamaicans and hippies smoke. Commonly known as marijuanna or weed.

Jamaican guy 1:Yo mon, you got any o' dat spongebob kelp mon?
Jamaican guy 2:Yes, mon lets smoke it mon.
Happy Jamaican people :)

spongebob kelp by That Mon Mon November 23, 2013

kelpsy 

a word I once heard a german porn star call his lover.

"Yam suck on meine scheisse you fucking dirty kelpsy!"

kelpsy by Lee September 18, 2002

Kelpsexual 

Being sexual attracted to kelp

Hey man, you see that piece of kelp over there, so hot sexually , I think I'm kelpsexual

Kelpsexual by Ms.Teehee May 6, 2021

kelpsy 

Something that is more worthless than shit but is fun to fuck.

The vegetables in the coma ward are all my private kelpsies.

kelpsy by Medic October 12, 2002

Kelps 

A way to describe a hot women walking around a nude beach with a forest down there.

Have you seen that kelps?
No

Kelps by lil’ kelps March 19, 2019