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Kelly Johnson 

Clarence "Kelly" Johnson.
Legendary Chief Research Engineer at Lockheed. This guy designed the p-38, the Connie, the f-80, the f-104, the U-2, the Blackbird.
Serious kick-ass genius this Kelly Johnson, not like the cocksucking Kelly Johnsosn bitches in this page...
These bitches dont deserve to be called Kelly Johnson
Kelly Johnson by Hugh G Rection February 17, 2005
A Kelli jo is a hilarious girl with a big heart. Kelli jos always make amazing friends. To some a Kelli jo is a role model and to others she is the friend they get into trouble with.
That girl has all the best qualities of a human! She is such a Kelli Jo
Kelli Jo by Netflixand_lil April 25, 2016

Kelly Johnson 

A running joke from the Austin Powers films. Also generally really nice people, or 'worth having' friends
Look at the huge Kelly Johnson
I think I'm in love with Kelly Johnson
Kelly Johnson by Davemark1000 October 22, 2010

kelly-joe 

A very strong/harty person, usually a hoodrat. They are a very beautiful human with special features. They have lots of friends aswell as enemies. 'Kelly-Joe' would usually be a white person. They're family would usually be poor but 'kelly-joe' would always have money. They are a very nice and caring person or they could be the most ratchet person you ever meet
There goes the hoodrat kelly-joe
kelly-joe by Jayyjayy12345 March 6, 2018

Kelly D Johnson 

Biggest Justin Bieber fan, he loves her back! awesome,cool, talented, blonde haired, blue eyed, joke telling, gymnast, mini, mighty KELLY! tiny footed, short legged, awkward handed, amazing personalitied person! every girl wants to be a kelly!
....R.....A....N....D....O....M.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kelly D Johnson : "theres dionosaur pee on my finger!
Kelly D Johnson by biebercakes August 23, 2011

Josh Kelly 

An amped up, cooler version of the phrase "Just Kidding"
Obviously ugly girl: Do you think I'm cute?
Guy: Yeah I do, JOSH KELLY you lardass bitch