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Kelly Johnson 

Clarence "Kelly" Johnson.
Legendary Chief Research Engineer at Lockheed. This guy designed the p-38, the Connie, the f-80, the f-104, the U-2, the Blackbird.
Serious kick-ass genius this Kelly Johnson, not like the cocksucking Kelly Johnsosn bitches in this page...
These bitches dont deserve to be called Kelly Johnson
Kelly Johnson by Hugh G Rection February 17, 2005
A Kelli jo is a hilarious girl with a big heart. Kelli jos always make amazing friends. To some a Kelli jo is a role model and to others she is the friend they get into trouble with.
That girl has all the best qualities of a human! She is such a Kelli Jo
Kelli Jo by Netflixand_lil April 25, 2016

Kelly Johnson 

A running joke from the Austin Powers films. Also generally really nice people, or 'worth having' friends
Look at the huge Kelly Johnson
I think I'm in love with Kelly Johnson
Kelly Johnson by Davemark1000 October 22, 2010

kelly-joe 

A very strong/harty person, usually a hoodrat. They are a very beautiful human with special features. They have lots of friends aswell as enemies. 'Kelly-Joe' would usually be a white person. They're family would usually be poor but 'kelly-joe' would always have money. They are a very nice and caring person or they could be the most ratchet person you ever meet
There goes the hoodrat kelly-joe
kelly-joe by Jayyjayy12345 March 6, 2018

Kelly D Johnson 

Biggest Justin Bieber fan, he loves her back! awesome,cool, talented, blonde haired, blue eyed, joke telling, gymnast, mini, mighty KELLY! tiny footed, short legged, awkward handed, amazing personalitied person! every girl wants to be a kelly!
....R.....A....N....D....O....M.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kelly D Johnson : "theres dionosaur pee on my finger!
Kelly D Johnson by biebercakes August 23, 2011

Josh Kelly 

An amped up, cooler version of the phrase "Just Kidding"
Obviously ugly girl: Do you think I'm cute?
Guy: Yeah I do, JOSH KELLY you lardass bitch
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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