Keeping the doctor away

shoving apple slices up your bum. also referred to as Doing the Newton and Baking a pie
You want to go out to the club tonight?

I can't. I'm keeping the doctor away so I gotta stay close to the john
by Irma Gurd October 04, 2013
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A piece of toast a day keeps the doctor away

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A piece of toast a day keeps the doctor away
by Chatrad February 26, 2019
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