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Keep It Nigger

A phrase used to encourage the most prominent, positive values in another person.

It can also includes rules such as:
1. Keep it nigger.
2. KEEP IT NIGGER.
3. If someone says "stop" or goes limp, fuck it. Keep it nigger.
4. Only two guys may participate in one accumulated act of keeping it nigger.
5. Only one accumulated act of keeping it nigger at a time.
6. Shirts, shoes necessary. No one needs to see that shit.
7. Acts of keeping it nigger will continue as long as it has to.
8. If this is your first night keeping it nigger, then you MUST keep it nigger.
Person 1: I'm keeping it nigger right now. My hunger requires 16$ to service.
Person 2: Way to keep it nigger, nigger.
Person 1: Well you know I like my niggerness just the right amount of nigger.
Person 2: Too much nigger is a terrible amount of nigger.
Person 1: Amen to that nigger.
Person 2: In name of all that is nigger.
Person 1: And then God said, "Let there be nigger."
Person 2: And Adam and Eve ate from the nigger tree and cursed us all.
Person 1: And then Moses busted a cap and parted the seas of niggers.
Person 2: And Noah built a boat for a booze cruise with all his niggers.

#fuckyou
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026