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Keep Calm and Chive On 

A perfect way to determine if someone is a neckbeard that never leaves the house, without even having to look for the beard or fedora.
"I didn't need to see him, he had a Keep Calm and Chive On sticker on his car, I knew he wouldn't use deodorant."

Keep Calm and Chive On 

A saying commonly used by frequent visitors to the website the Chive. Chivers, as they're commonly referred to, are known for their worship of actor Bill Murray, pictures of cats, and soft pornography. Keep Calm Chive On is usually abbreviated to KCCO.
"Did you get your shirt from the Chive that says 'Keep Calm and Chive On' yet?

"No, because they're always fucking sold out."

keep calm and chive on 

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It is a modification of the phrase Keep calm and carry on that was a saying in England saying from 1939 and still used their today so all the mentalist that say The chive invented it are wrong.
Miles- keep calm and chive on

Peter- no it keep calm and carry on

Keep Calm And Chive on 

There is no true definition for Keep Calm And Chive On, but this is the best I have. It Is a phrase used when life is hard and there is nothing you can do about it but take the next step. It is like a cheer from a football team that everyone loves!
My house burned down during the storms while I was at the hospital getting chemo treatment for my cancer, just have to keep calm and chive on.
Keep Calm And Chive on by Bub2627 August 27, 2013

Keep Calm and Chive On 

What my boyfriend does while taking a dump.
*Insert image of girl opening the door on Chive addicted boyfriend scrolling through app as he sits on toilet*
*Insert second image of girl reassuring him to "Keep Calm and Chive On!" while closing the door and running away*
Keep Calm and Chive On by angeleux November 9, 2013
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026