Adjective - Very eager, enthusiastic or interested. Derived from the oratorical marriage of the terms 'keen' and 'as' (A common suffix used in many New Zealandslang, such as 'Sweet as' and 'Mean as')
Yeah I'm keen, keen as" or "Yeah bro, I'm keen as on Tina
The phrase is believed to come from the fact that mayonaise is the opposite to mustard. They are both condiments but mayo is to an egg what mustard is to a seed.
Person 1: Have you written much of your essay?
Person 2: Nope, I'm about as keen as mayo, all I've done is plagiarise 2,000 words.
To be excited and/or show agreement towards participation in an upcoming event
All over gang member 1: "Halo?"
All over gang members 2+3: "Halo!"
All over gang member 4: "I'm as keen as cheese and mustard to play Halo"
All over gang member 1: "Then let's play"
a state of super excitement about an event or activity. An advance on the phrase keen bean as the thought of bees on toast makes it more extreme and dangerous.
Example 1:
Boy: Want to go out drinking?
Girl: I am keen as bees on toast to have a night out drinking.
Example 2:
"Michelle is keen as bees on toast for some gherkins"
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.