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a more subtle substitute for "fucked, screwed over or jipped"

1. the position to be in that is a result of a problem or bad situation that seems impossible to solve/get out of
1. "Dude, I think Dennis KEEFED his coworkers real good yesterday."
KEEFED by Hotelbutel June 30, 2016
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We used keefed a lot in New England. Usually is preceded by "wicked". Its a more subtle substitute for the word "fucked"

1. the position that is a result of a problem or bad situation that seems impossible to solve/get out of

2. describes someone who just had rough anal sex
1. "Dude, I think old Walter there just keefed her last night."

2. "We have our meeting TODAY?! Dammit, I'm wicked keefed!"
keefed by Hotelbutel June 7, 2016
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keefed O'Keefed keefe keefer Keefe Sencen Keeled keened Keeted keffed keifed
Keefed, Definition. A series of unfortunate events to an individual. Got Keefed
Keefed by CorCorTheNoob13 March 23, 2020
When you are rolling up your favorite strain of ganja and your fingers become coated in THC and marijuana shreddings (keef)
Bro my fingers are keefed
Keefed by Jay Gillie May 28, 2018
When a bowl, bong, vape, joint, blunt, tetris block, or chillum (or any other smoking device) is "kicked" and the marijuana is completely burnt out to ash.
"Dude, lemme hit that"

"No bro--it's keefed. Sorry"
keefed by Wagonian May 15, 2006

O'Keefed 

James O'Keefe, founder of media watchdog group Project Veritas (PV), engages in investigative journalism via insider recordings of organisations and companies.

The term "O'Keefed" was coined by the Kansas City Star Editorial Board in their article headlined: "Why is Kansas Democrat Barbara Bollier making volunteers sign non-disclosure agreements?"

To be O'Keefed is to have your company be secretly recorded by a PV insider, and subsequently exposed by PV itself on their YouTube channel.
CEO of Shady Corp.: Yo man don't you think Johnny is acting kind of awkward recently?
Executive at Shady Corp.: Yeah his computer has been contacting ProtonMail's servers a lot, probably doing something shady on our PC's.
CEO of Shady Corp.: OMG! We're probably being O'Keefed! Quick, make our employees sign some NDA's!

2 weeks later~

Project Veritas: BREAKING: Shady Corp. engages in MASS voter fraud and election INTERFERENCE
O'Keefed by Blind Boi September 27, 2020
Keeted means when somebody mad you mad.
she just keeted my whole shit.
Keeted by MaliaDaDon December 6, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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