Definitions by Wagonian

keefed 

When a bowl, bong, vape, joint, blunt, tetris block, or chillum (or any other smoking device) is "kicked" and the marijuana is completely burnt out to ash.

"Dude, lemme hit that"

"No bro--it's keefed. Sorry"

keefed by Wagonian May 15, 2006

Femblumpkin 

Administering cunnilingus while the female defecates, smearing feces all over the chin and neck region of the male or lesbian.

Dude you smell like shit!
I know man, I just gave Julie a femblumpkin.
Sweet man!

Femblumpkin by Wagonian April 27, 2006