Kasser

Kasser is a very good looking and charming chap. He is nice and caring and is very funny. He is mean to people sometimes and can be a bit of a pain in the back. But he is loyal and shows very deep emotions hidden inside him

Kasser as a name

by Mrpoppers April 26, 2020

Kasser's

The cheapest of the cheap vodka. Under 2 bucks for a half pint, it'll do you dirty.

A:You tryna drink tonight?
B:Yeah bro, but I ain't tryna break the bank here.
A:That's cool, we'll just split a pint of Kasser's and two forties of Steel.

by doubledoozies January 19, 2012

Mmmm Kasser!

When you're walking around with the guys and you see a hot chick with two fine hams (see hams) you can exclaim "Mmm Kassar" to express your satisfaction with said Hams...

*Girl walks buy with her fine hams shifting nicely*
I say sir.. Mmmm Kassar...

*she doesnt have a clue*

by Paully May 8, 2003

kaspered

Consecutively double faulting three or more times during a game of tennis. May also refer to a number of variants all involving failure during a game of doubles specifically - repeatedly slamming easy balls into the net, awkwardly jumping in the way of a team mates ball and instigating an uncoordinated unforced error, missing the ball entirely, or performing a poor man's version of the Van Damme splits while sliding and then holding the general lower back region.

This is accompanied by profuse swearing (usually in the form of an f-bomb), complaining, and/or blaming inanimate objects and non-existant environmental factors such as 'the wind'. These factors (and others such as breaking things and wiring things up wrong) inherently exist regardless of whether there is a tennis game going on, yet they are an essential component to truly Kaspering something.

(After someone unnecessarily jumps in, and rather poorly, does something that you had covered and were all over): "Wow, you sure Kaspered that one!"

Person 1: "Dude, the server's not working."
Person 2: "Yeah, it's been Kaspered".

(After someone excessively complains about something, for example, complaining the whole way while running 10km): "You sir, are the Kasper of running".

by coneman March 25, 2013

Kaser

such a kind, generous person, who owns up to their shit 99% of the time.

"He's so nice to that person"
"He's a kaser"

by Coolaaron September 18, 2014

Fassy Kisser

The definition varies; just ask the holy lord and savior of the Capetian Dynasty and Han Dynasty. It’s the ultimate insult that can only be used every half life and destroys people’s career.

Nick: You are a FASSY KISSER!
Sean: No, Nick you’ve ruined me.

by FasseyKISSER632 February 6, 2018

tip kisser

During the process of giving a blow job and only sucking on the head of the penis without going down the shaft of the penis.

This girl was such a tip kisser, she wasn't even able to suck to the shaft of my cock.

by bus2727 May 16, 2011