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Kart'n

Playing Mario Kart for three hours straight. Not to be confused with Kart'n Hard which is to play for six hours straight.
Have you fapped today yet?

No I've been Kart'n.
by the man without some plans January 10, 2012
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crash nitro kart

Crash nitro kart, or CNK is a 2003 racing video game by Vicarious Visions and Universal Interactive for PS2 and Xbox.

Despite its G/U certificate rating, friendly story line, and whimsical graphics, it is fucking evil, and notoriously difficult to beat for your below average gamer or casual gamer.

Filled with levels designed to infuriate the player to the extreme.

The final cutscene at the end, however, is the greatest satisfaction on Earth, knowing that it's finally over. It is also highly addictive, best played as a team effort if you are particularly crap at it.

Abbreviation is CNK, which can be used to express difficulty in day to day life.
1. Fuck me that test was CNK. I'm gonna fail no doubt.

2. Me: Where's James?

Her: Oh we haven't seen him in days, not since he started crash nitro kart.
by On behalf of James November 4, 2011
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Mario Kart 8 Deluxe for Nintendo Switch

A game you shouldn't play. You will experience pain. You will suffer. You will loose your friends. You will loose your family. You will regret how you sacrificed those 60 dollars. You will loose everything.
Guy 1: Hey, wanna play some Mario Kart 8 Deluxe for Nintendo Switch?
Guy 2:...
Guy 3: Hey, what happened with him?
Guy 1: Oh, It's just his PTSD. Give him a minute.
by NotJayIstg November 2, 2020
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Mario Kart 8 Deluxe for Nintendo Switch

A game you shouldn't play. You will experience pain. You will suffer. You will loose your friends. You will loose your family. You will regret how you sacrificed those 60 dollars. You will loose everything.
Guy 1: Hey, wanna play some Mario Kart 8 Deluxe for Nintendo Switch?
Guy 2:...
Guy 3: Hey, what happened with him?
Guy 1: Oh, It's just his PTSD. Give him a minute.
by NotJayIstg November 2, 2020
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Graham Kartna

when ytp becomes music that actually is a bop
someonesomone: i listen to Graham Kartna
someonesomeone2: no way
by WestWooosh February 14, 2023
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Kartney

someone you don’t wanna fuck with, because he’ll beat you ass
by meliodasfullcounter February 5, 2020
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