The Karenavirus is a viral infection that spreads 8.6 times easier than the flu.
Symptoms include:
Obsessive need to speak the manager, fiendish use of coupons, frequent bogo related tendencies, dying hair from
blonde to red, dying hair from red back to blonde again, and in extreme cases an uncontrollable verbal support for the MAGA community
The Karenavirus was a hoax created by the government to keep Karen’s from having 6 classes.
The Karenavirus is a virus discovered in 2020 and is spreading all over the world. It can infect those that are not named Karen and there is no vaccine or cure for it.
Symptoms include but not limited to:
The ease of being triggered, starts a losing fight with others, desire to complain and speak to a manager, having a bob hairstyle with original or dyed blonde hair, throws out racial slurs in a losing argument, and outyells others in an attempt to gain alpha dominance.
A female showed obvious signs of karenavirus when she complained to the construction manager about women being excluded on a “men at work” sign in a construction zone.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*