Religion, followers of which are required to act mentally handicapped and pretend they know everything about everything, even though they are clearly idiots.
Kanye: "I tapped that button a couple times and a sound came out. I must be a genius"
Person 1: "What the hell is wrong with that guy? Is he retarded?"
Person 2: " Maybe, I think he just follows Kanyewestesism."
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.