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Kansas soup kitchen 

When your significant other vomits in your rectum and then feed it to the homeless
Hey what times the kansas soup kitchen?

Kansas Sandwich 

A sandwich consisting of two prime cuts of grass-fed beef with kansas city sirloin strips in the middle. Garnish with red sequins from Dorothy's slippers.
I'll have the Kansas Sandwich on rye.
Kansas Sandwich by hubblesandwich December 21, 2010

kansas salad surprise 

where a girl is completely doused in thousand Island dressing and three migets penetrate her mouth, ass, and cunt all at the same time.
That was gross when jenny had a kansas sald surprise against her own free will. poor jenny, what a stupid whore.

Kansas state university 

A cool and well-respected midwest university located in Manhattan, Kansas, know especially for the school of Architecture and Engineering, Chemistry, Agriculture and Equine Science.

The campus is scenic with lots of great limestone buildings and flora. The business and bar district, known as Aggieville, is a favorite hang-out for many college students.

Manhattan is a fairly cheap place to live, but the quality of life is still very high. The best part is if your neighbors are assholes, you can still shoot at them with airsoft guns and not get in trouble. It still is Kansas.

The University is also surprisingly liberal for being located in the heart of right-wing nation.

Mascot: Wildcats

Also home to thriving sports teams.
Kevin: "So I want to go to MIT and study engineering, but I am stuck in the middle of Kansas and don't have enough money!"

Professor: "Forget MIT, Kansas State University is just as good and is only an hour away!"

Kansas State 

Like the best college in Kansas whoes mascot is the wildcats. Way more like than the hated Kansas Jayhawks who get lucky all the time take this 2011 basketball season for example. Kansas State is place to be if your a cool kid!
Guy 1: Hey Kansas State is playing ku tonight wanna watch?
Guy 2: No way i dont want to see ku lose!
Kansas State by heyg April 12, 2011

Kansas Slip n' Slide

When two men strip butt-ass naked and lather themselves in baby oil, and slicking the floor of the living room with vegetable oil. Both lads scurry and clamber to reach the next "room", pushing each other to make the other slip. The loser of the race has to give the winner oral sex.
"It's too cold out today. What should we do?" "We should do the Kansas Slip n' Slide!" "Sure!"