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Kamoni
Kamoni by Smokinyacesbiotchlol March 14, 2017
Kamand
A very beautiful funny nice girl with a special talent in being lovely . Everyone admires her . She is so successful in everything ....just perfect
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Kazmond
The most beautiful think to walk on two legs this side of the Mississippi. Comes from the Kaz genus and has evolved a tremendous amount over the past thousand years. Very fond of wearing halloween clothes, tons of makeup, mini skirts, and tops all of which are too small. It has a tendency to burst out in random noises for unknown reasons. Little is still known of this species but thanks to funding from the Poti Association answers will be found. KKB
Kamand
Kamand is sexy talented girl that you could ever meet.kamand has a amazing friend and she is good in make freinds.kamand love food more than anything in the world.she can kill you if u touch her food without permission but in the other hand she never get fat and always have an amazing body..
kamon
A Kamon is someone whose purest joy is derived from making others uncomfortable and surprised, yet everyone loves them. Except for people who hate being made uncomfortable or surprised. Clever, bizarre, and spontaneous, the Kamon carries with him a substantial bubble butt that he uses to push others out of his way, often in the bathroom. Sneaks up on others flawlessly...may claim they are a ninja. They probaby are. Well-versed in RPGs, the Marvel universe, and Japanese swords, they can take you down and keep you down. The Kamon, when making faces, will shock and delight you; when it smiles, you will want a hug. Has a weakness for redheads and is master of "That's what she said" jokes. Totally gross yet unbelievably attractive, the Kamon is the life of the party with their crazy antics, witty humor, ultra-creepiness, and intrisic awesomer-than-awesome-sause-ness.
Victim - "Who is humping my leg slowly and forcefully whilst complimenting my choice of socks in a whisper?"
Friend - "Oh, it's just a Kamon."
"It's hard to get away from a Kamon." (I have actually said this)
Friend - "Oh, it's just a Kamon."
"It's hard to get away from a Kamon." (I have actually said this)
kamon by Cake of Carrots February 5, 2010
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