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Kalilou is a very complex human being.
He can be very sweet and personal at times, making you feel special by complementing you and/or sharing his deepest secrets with you.
But he is also very damaged from past traumatic experiences and he will suck the life out of you once you realized he’s talking to you the way he should be talking to his therapist.
Kalilou also holds a grudge very easily for the slightest unintentional inconvenience you might have caused and he will refuse to have a mature conversation about it.
If you upset a Kalilou, he will either ghost you until he doesn’t care anymore and reaches out to you out of nowhere like nothing happened, OR he will ghost you forever.

PS: Kalilou is extremely attractive… good luck getting over him
Person 1: Damn, Idk what happened last night, I think there was a misunderstanding and I upset him… now he won’t reply to my texts!
Person 2: He’s such a Kalilou…
Kalilou by BoysCry2 January 24, 2023
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He got a kaillou
kaillou by Nuknuks November 9, 2019
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Kalidou=A cool ass nigga
You a kalidou ass nigga.
This is used as a compliment/synonym for cool ass Nigga
kalidou by Kalidou March 18, 2021
Kalidou=A cool ass nigga
You a kalidou ass nigga
Kalidou is a synonym for cool ass nigga ykwtfgo
kalidou by Kalidou March 18, 2021
A last name of usually a hawiann.. A lot of Hawaiians have that last name and usually have a lot of family .. There sweet and friendly they make friends easily
I really want to meet the Kaliloa family
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