Kalilou

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Kalilou is a very complex human being.
He can be very sweet and personal at times, making you feel special by complementing you and/or sharing his deepest secrets with you.
But he is also very damaged from past traumatic experiences and he will suck the life out of you once you realized he’s talking to you the way he should be talking to his therapist.
Kalilou also holds a grudge very easily for the slightest unintentional inconvenience you might have caused and he will refuse to have a mature conversation about it.
If you upset a Kalilou, he will either ghost you until he doesn’t care anymore and reaches out to you out of nowhere like nothing happened, OR he will ghost you forever.

PS: Kalilou is extremely attractive… good luck getting over him

Person 1: Damn, Idk what happened last night, I think there was a misunderstanding and I upset him… now he won’t reply to my texts!
Person 2: He’s such a Kalilou…

Kalilou by BoysCry2 January 24, 2023

Words you can keep

kaillou

Big dick nigga and cool

He got a kaillou

kaillou by Nuknuks November 9, 2019

Related Words

Kalilou • kalidou • kaillou • kaliloa

kalidou

Kalidou=A cool ass nigga

You a kalidou ass nigga.
This is used as a compliment/synonym for cool ass Nigga

kalidou by Kalidou March 18, 2021

kalidou

Kalidou=A cool ass nigga

You a kalidou ass nigga
Kalidou is a synonym for cool ass nigga ykwtfgo

kalidou by Kalidou March 18, 2021

kaliloa

A last name of usually a hawiann.. A lot of Hawaiians have that last name and usually have a lot of family .. There sweet and friendly they make friends easily

I really want to meet the Kaliloa family

kaliloa by nessa1405 April 9, 2015

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026