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Kalidasa 

Trve Kvlt musician from STL, most sample producer in the world, artist, comedian, and activist
Person 1: hey you heard that new Kalidasa mixtape?

Person 2: nah but I’ll check it out
Kalidasa by Kâlidâsa November 14, 2022
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Kalida, OH 

This town is so boring. The coolest thing we have is a park. And that even sucks! Shittiest town ever, man.
Person 1: Hey, bro.. This place sucks!

Person 2: But it's better than Kalida, OH.

Person 1: You got that right..

Mahakavi Kalidasa 

Best poet and dramatist in Sanskrit Literature, notable works are Meghaduta Cloud Messenger, Abhijnanashakuntala The Recognition of Shakuntala, Vikramorvashi Urvashi Won by Valour etc.
Shakespere may be great in quantity, but in quality, Mahakavi Kalidasa is undoubtedly superior.
I know one day you'll find this, so, I'm going to write an Urban Dictionary definition for your name since there isn't one already for you. Kalida is short and she's gorgeous head to toe. She cares even when she doesn't want to or at least tries her best to not care but actually does. She's one of the greatest friends you'll ever have and she'll never let you down no matter how many times she'll think she already has. You'll grow to love her even if she annoys the fuck out of you but that is one of very many reasons why you love her regardless how annoying she is. Sometimes she'll feel as if her decisions and the way she feels is wrong but she'll soon realize it's okay because that's how we all function. Kalida will call you late at night just to talk about whatever is on her mind, but you'll pick up the call anyway because you're willing to put up with her through her highs and lows.
kalida's a ricebucket
Kalida by urbuttstinks July 4, 2019
someone named kalida usually is caring and goes off topic often. They look like Bert from Sesame Street.
Kalida_da_froggy
Kalida by hosae August 26, 2021
the cutest and best girl ever just facts bbg
boy 1: omg is that kalidas
boy2: OMG YES ITS HER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
kalidas by Ritasocool March 19, 2021
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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